Curbed people.
Yes, it's very early in Chicago and I've already been at work for more than an hour. And I did drink a bit last night. But I don't think I'm seeing things when I tell you that the toilet in this listing's floorplan appears to be sporting an evil grin. I've looked at a lot of floorplans in my day and I'm not sure I've ever seen this particular brand of toilet before...
Am I making this up?
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